I have a habit of saving everything. Anyway, this day in 2009.

Matt: dude, not only can you rent them. you can rent them in order to toss them
Matt: they wear harnesses and you can physically toss midgets
Kim Ha: um
Kim Ha: why does this sound inhuman
Matt: well they get paid alot
Kim Ha: .....
Kim Ha: so do some hookers
Matt: exactly
Matt: so if they are willing to go through it, then its ok
Kim Ha: hahaha
Kim Ha: so
Kim Ha: senator fackner
Kim Ha: when you were 24 you rented a midget?
Kim Ha: hhahah
Kim Ha: best story ever
Matt: nope
Kim Ha: no if it was real
Kim Ha: please do it
Matt: ohthat would be funny
Matt: i'll rent the midgets you bring the keg
Kim Ha: NO
Kim Ha: i'm not going to bea part of the midget renting
Matt: what
Matt: it'll be my name
Matt: why are you so scared
Kim Ha: midgets don't do it for me matty
Kim Ha: now if it were a miniature midget, that's another story
Kim Ha: i had a bagel with cream cheese this morning
Kim Ha: it was yum
Matt: fuck
Matt: i want one
Matt: darn it
Kim Ha: mi dispiace

What are you sayin' son?

Spring is in the air, and ordinarily I don't believe in this spring fever crap, but it seems the past few weeks, the men have been coming around in hoards. Not just my life, but all my female friends as well (watch, I just jinxed myself).

Leaving us up to our ears in trying to decipher what the hell he's saying beneath the subtext. Because it seems, and I stand on this, men often times lack the balls to say what they really mean, leaving us reading a text, pondering over a conversation in bed or over aim and asking each other–what the fuck does that even mean?


Case 1: My friend has been seeing a guy. And by seeing, I mean properly dating, more or less. Dinners, meeting friends and yes, hooking up.

In bed the other day, in the middle of him listing everything he loves about her, how smart she is, how beautiful she is, he goes:

"Can we just have a purely physical relationship?"

She says, "um no, i think we're past that at this point....why can't it be mental and physical?"

He replies, "cause i'm so attracted to you mentally and physically, I know i'm going to just fall in love with you."

Translation: "Can we just be fuck buddies, but I don't wanna sound like an asshole."

Family dialogue over the past 3 days. I love having house mates. I have friends at my disposal 24 hours a day.


11:22:15 PM Kim Ha: girls girls girls
11:22:24 PM Paul Evans: they're driving me fucking crazy Kim.
11:22:37 PM Paul Evans: and I'm typing away down here in my room, far away from the center of the madness

9:36:32 AM Carol: kim
9:36:33 AM Carol: kim
9:36:34 AM Carol: kim
9:36:36 AM Carol: dove satia
9:36:38 AM Carol: stai
9:36:42 AM Carol: and when does asia ooen
9:36:44 AM Carol: open
9:36:57 AM Carol: and why is there a sugar free redbull on my bedside table

1:55:24 PM Carol Forehand: who is malta

11:18:17 AM Leigh Raskin: shit ijust woke up
11:27:03 AM Leigh Raskin: kimmmm

11:19:50 AM ilk ghavami: kim chi !
12:02:50 PM Kim Ha: yea
12:27:23 PM ilk ghavami: hi
12:27:34 PM ilk ghavami: just wanted to see where you were , no biggie

12:06:42 PM Kim Ha: what is ur location paul
12:07:00 PM Paul Evans: vie dei Michelozzi 2
12:08:06 PM Paul Evans: perche?

11:28:40 PM Paul Evans: yeh, i'm pretty sure that they were boning.

11:46:26 PM Paul Evans: let me in
11:46:29 PM Paul Evans: please
11:50:13 PM Paul Evans: let me in, i am locked out
11:50:15 PM Paul Evans: 1150
11:54:44 PM Kim Ha: SHIT

11:11:16 AM Matt: i peed in a bottle last night

4:06:06 AM Caitlin: omg i AM fucking crazy
4:06:11 AM Caitlin: i will explain later

8:54:58 PM Matt: if i were masturbating it would not take an hour
8:55:04 PM Matt: thats just weird

12:53:32 PM Leigh Raskin: so like you saw his peedo for real

5:27:37 AM Kim Ha: why the eff are u awake
5:27:46 AM Leigh Raskin: i could ask you the same

10:47:38 PM Leigh Raskin: i love us. i'm going to miss the hell out of this place.