Friday, November 5, 2010

For Sale, Empty Lot

Her: "I need to get a guy bff so I don't hang w stragglers. You want the job?"
Him: "Do i have to interview? Whats the deal with relocation fees?"

Him: "Did I win the part?"
Her: "Your relocation is too difficult, but the position is still empty."
Him: "Ok. I just don't want to lose out to some chump."

Him: "Promise me."
Her: "Pinky swear."

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